#incorrect aot

[wingsofhcpe]

Hange: omg bisexual lighting!!

Levi: Hange, that's the police. Pull over.

[ereminist]

Armin: Yeah, I'm super into murder mysteries and true crime!

Eren, flirting: You know, I've been suspected for a few murders myself 😏

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Grisha: Son, you were adopted.

Zeke: What?! I want to meet my biological parents right now.

Grisha: We are your biological parents. Now pack your things, your new parents are waiting downstairs.

Zeke: D:

(x)

[i-just-love-fandoms-okay]

Levi: God give me patience.

Hange: I think you mean 'give me strength?'

Levi: If god gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Jean: "So, I was thinking earlier-"

Sasha: "Wow, really?"

Connie: "Atta boy, Jean!"

J: "What?! No! I'm not finished! I was thinking that... um... it... I... ummmm... shit."

C: "You shoulda stopped when we were impressed."

S: "Yeah, that was kind of a letdown."

[soufflegirl]

Erwin: Why would I make them so uncomfortable?

Levi: It probably has to do with your reputation.

Erwin: Reputation? I have a reputation?

Levi: Smith, look. Shadis plays by the book and you don't. They feel your methods, your theories are ...

Erwin: Spooky? Do you think I'm spooky?

[leviismybby]

(y/n): "Levi and I-"

Erwin: "Are dating?"

Miche: "Are married?

Hange: "Are fucking?"

Levi: "Finished our patrol. What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

[houseofcrying]

[pengnin]

[twilovesshuake]

Y/n: *Hugs Levi*

Levi: This isn't allowed, you know...

Y/n: *Moves to leave*

Levi: I didn't tell you to stop.

[majoryeager104]

Kidnapper: We have your child  Levi: I don’t have a child?  Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?  Levi: Oh god, you have Armin

[iidilio]

Y/N, texting Levi: Levi! Help I’m being kidnapped Levi: Where are you? Y/N: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Levi: I’ll call Hange. Hange, answering their cell: Y’ello? Levi: Where’s Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Hange: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Hange: Hange: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Hange: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!

[butchhange]

aot socmed dump 5 🧙

[shorenblogs]

Eren: The moon is beautiful tonight, isn't it?

Mikasa: You know who else is beautiful?

Eren and Mikasa, at the same time: Armin Arlert.

[this-is-krikkit]

levi: hange and i have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

hange: sentences!!

levi: do not interrupt me.

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Historia: "I've been thinking about working lately. You know, a wholesome, get-your-hands-dirty job."

Ymir: "Great."

H: "I think it'll really do me good, you know? Work cleanses the soul, Ymir. It'll really be great for me."

Y: "Yeah, yeah. Great."

H: "Excellent. You start tomorrow."

Y: "Gr-- wait, what?"